in the same spirit.

But suppose you don't know him well enough to invite him out so easily. In this case, you will need allies, or rather, an ally, who, being your mutual friend, taking her young (or not very much - we don’t care much) person by the arm, will invite your chosen one to any festival that she decided to celebrate in narrow circle of close friends. But in no case should our object of soldering think that they are trying to bring him down - not many men like to act as “rabbits” who are taken “for mating”, they don’t understand, stupid, that it’s enough to call this process an ordinary viscousstill problematic - there is a wedding on the nose, and they are thinking about all sorts of vulgarities. Further - according to the scenario.

Like any other way of imposing marriage bonds on a man, this one can also be supplemented to obtain the desired effect with something from what is described in the remaining chapters. For example, in order to make a man even more fired up with thoughts of a wedding, you can play hard-to-reach, and if a sober representative of the stronger sex has to be treated in this way for a relatively long time, then a few hours will be enough for a drunk. So, our dear, do not be afraid to experiment with cocktails prepared from your behavior - in a drunken state, a man will take everything as it should. Do you remember what we told you at the beginning of the chapter? The mechanism will work like clockwork, and you just need not to miss the right moment.

Method nineteen. physical impact
So, if none of the methods listed above suits you or has been tested by you or one of your girlfriends (and maybe even friends) hundreds of times and, unfortunately, has not been tested and turned out to be unsuccessful, but everyone is married If you still want, then we bring to your attention one more. You'll soon find out which one. In the meantime, listen to one little story that will serve as a hint, a hint, what you still have to do.

ABOUTдин преуспевающий молодой человек, проживавший до этого в областном центре, отправился в столицу по делам. Having successfully completed all of them, he went to a disco in a nightclub, where he "picked up" a very pretty and rather accommodating young lady. Having decided to test their feelings for strength, they went to the lady's house, where they spent the rest of the night in each other's warm company. The next morning the guy woke up from the persistent ringing at the door. Opening his eyes with difficulty, he went to the door and opened it. On the threshold stood a middle-aged man, good-looking, in a civilian outfit and the company of two "wardrobes". "Well, son, what have you done? Now get married! - he said. Our hero, although not immediately, was forced to agree. Apparently, two weighty "arguments" behind him what will happen to him in case of refusal.

It looks like you already guessed what the essence of this method is. In short, if long and persistent negotiations have not led to the desired result, a forceful solution to the problem is offered. As they say, if you don't want to, we'll force you! Well, if you yourself do not know how to do it, we will teach you. Sadly, there are still such dull men in the world who should prove hundreds of times that they are madly in love with their women and cannot imagine their future life without them. So, apparently, you will also have to choose the proposed method in order to finally convince him that he cannot find a better wife for anything in the world, no matter how hard he tries.

To use this method, we offer several ways. Во-первых, ты можешь немного припугнуть his. Tell him some incredible story that illustrates how scary a woman is in anger and what she can do to anyone in the heat of passion. Remember something, lie, finally. The main thing is not to go too far in this case, do not bring the object of your attention to death from a heart attack in your story. If он выживет, то может to think that it gives you pleasure to savor such things, and doubts about your mental health. After that, casually ask him how he likes the idea of ​​taking you as his wife. It is best if the conversation takes place in the kitchen, while you cook something in a pan or (if you don’t know how to cook at all) wash the dishes. At the same time, there is a double effect on his consciousness: firstly, he sees what a good housewife you are, and secondly, the sight of the pan that you hold in your hand, along with the story you told, will help convince him. So more noodles - not in a frying pan, of course, but on his ears.

Try to give him the impression in advance that you are not deprived of strength and dexterity. For example, tell a sentimental tale about how you once managed to fight off a gang of rapists. Firstly, it will create in him a sense of your determination in almost any circumstances, and he will be afraid to refuse you; secondly, it will convince him that by marrying you, he can be sure of his safety, and then he will not even want to protest. Then feel free to grab him and drag him to the registry office before he forgets everything that you told him here.

Unfortunately, like any other, this method is not without some drawbacks. Firstly, it is quite limited: only if your chosen one is too impressionable, extremely intelligent and faints from any mention of violence, then it may work. The main thing is not to scare him to death, otherwise you will become a widow before you have time to be a wife. Secondly, a man, afraid to be “under the heel” of such a determined and strong woman as you introduced yourself to him, may simply disappear. Or his memory will fail, and he will forget that he agreed to marry you. Can you imagine what a disappointment awaits you if this happens right on the threshold of the Wedding Palace?

Then you should think about whether this squishy bastard is worth your time, attention and effort in order to eventually acquire for himself something called a man, but not really one. Although, if you just need to go abroad or you need a Moscow residence permit, then, of course, you can marry anyone.

In the end, your chosen one may simply not believe in your fables, and, having laughed at them to himself, he will let them pass by his ears, not accepting this argument. In this case, you will have to resort to a more radical method. As a weighty "power argument", you can invite a couple of heroes, for example, from the gym (remember the story we told at the beginning of our story). Take it and sign up for classes there. In the end, this will come in handy for you if suddenly your new friends cannot convince your man in an accessible language on their own that you are the most charming and attractive and that you and only you are able to surround him with home comfort and tender care. In the process of training, get acquainted with not very nice (so as not to fall in love with one of them) comrades and try to convince them to help you. It seems that a rare man, even if he has only kettlebells and dumbbells in his head, will refuse to render a service to a pretty woman.

Sometime after training, invite them to your place on the day when your chosen one should come, and introduce them to him as your brothers who came from Siberia to your long-awaited wedding. It will be unpleasant if the wedding does not take place, and they will be offended by the one whose fault this will happen. “Really, dear? You don't want this to happen, do you?"

ABOUTчевидно, что оставаясь под тяжелыми взглядами твоих «братьев», он сразу догадается, что виновником сочтут наверняка его самого, и тогда уж точно женится.

If же внушительный вид твоих спутников не будет для него достаточно веским аргументом для женитьбы, то, вероятно, им придется немного его «потрепать». The main thing is that by the date on which your marriage will be scheduled, he already remembered his name and could move independently (of course, try not to bring it to this, otherwise you can only celebrate the wedding in three years - when you are free, if your man by this time not marry anyone else).

Along this path, you may also encounter some obstacles that you should avoid, as they can destroy the whole idea of ​​​​marriage. Then it is worth considering whether it is necessary to start something like this? Firstly, if you are timid and shy, you can study until you yourself become like your potential assistants, and you will not be able to make useful acquaintances. And secondly, who knows, perhaps your new friends will turn out to be completely unselfish people, and then you will have to get rid of them with with the help of a man whom they "persuaded" to marry. At the same time, everything can open up, and then ... It's better not to even imagine.

If тебе вовсе неохота уродовать свое и без того прекрасное тело всякими бицепсами,